Wife says to Husband
Wife:Come help with the garden.
Husband :What do u think I am, a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am, a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am, a carpenter?
The husband went out....but when he came back ,he saw that everything's been fixed...the garden...toilet faucet...& the door handle. He asked his wife, who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour's son, but he gave me 2 options...
either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him...
Husband :I'm sure, u gave him a nice hamburger!!
Wife :What do u think I am?? Mc Donalds??!!!